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program count: 62
 03/12/2020  19:00-22:00  (180) 
Bad Times at the El Royale
The El Royale is run-down hotel that sits on the border between California and Nevada. It soon becomes a seedy battleground when seven strangers -- a cleric, a soul singer, a traveling salesman, two sisters, the manager and the mysterious Billy Lee -- converge on a fateful night for one last shot at redemption before everything goes wrong.
 03/12/2020  22:00-22:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Krusty is accused of robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, thanks to witness Homer Simpson, but Bart is convinced that his hero is innocent and with Lisa's help, sets out to prove it.
 03/12/2020  22:30-23:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Principal Skinner disappears shortly after Bart takes a part-time job working for a local mobster.
 03/12/2020  23:00-23:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Bart faces a difficult decision when he witnesses a crime while playing hooky.
 03/12/2020  23:30-00:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.
 04/12/2020  00:00-00:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.
 04/12/2020  00:30-01:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
After Bart is caught sneaking out to go to a rap concert, he fakes his own kidnapping, hiding in Kirk Van Houten's bachelor pad.
 04/12/2020  01:00-01:30  (30) 
Family Guy
After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.
 04/12/2020  01:30-02:00  (30) 
Family Guy
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care.
 04/12/2020  02:00-02:30  (30) 
Family Guy
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school.
 04/12/2020  02:30-03:00  (30) 
Family Guy
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
 04/12/2020  03:00-03:31  (31) 
Business in the front, party in the back... woods.
 04/12/2020  03:31-04:03  (32) 
A postmodern deconstructionist love story, with a twist of kung fu troll goosing.
 04/12/2020  04:03-04:34  (31) 
Business in the front, party in the back... woods.
 04/12/2020  04:34-05:04  (30) 
Archer and Pam force Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene for Lana's baby shower gift and end up in danger.
 04/12/2020  05:04-05:34  (30) 
Sterling Archer travels to Colombia on a top secret mission that becomes not so secret after gets drunk.
 04/12/2020  05:34-06:04  (30) 
Archer, Ray and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.
 04/12/2020  06:04-06:35  (31) 
Business in the front, party in the back... woods.
 04/12/2020  06:35-07:05  (30) 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The weekend of Super Bowl LII from Charlie's perspective; while Charlie searches the back office, Cricket steals the suit leaving Charlie home alone to defend himself.
 04/12/2020  07:05-07:35  (30) 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
In the most important weekend of their lives, Frank treats the gang and a crew of their ragtag hangers-on with tickets to see the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
 04/12/2020  07:35-08:05  (30) 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Frank tries to recruit Mac for the gang's float for the Gay Pride Parade; Frank comes to the realization that Mac will never be secure with his sexual identity unless he comes out to his father.
 04/12/2020  08:05-08:39  (34) 
You're the Worst
Gretchen's anxiety comes to the surface at a major event she's organized for her new client.
 04/12/2020  08:39-09:00  (21) 
FXM Presents
An examination of the process of making movies follows a production from script to screen.
 04/12/2020  09:00-09:30  (30) 
24 Ladders in 1
Little Giant Ladder system is a revolutionary adjustable unit that can transform into 24 different ladders.
 04/12/2020  09:30-10:00  (30) 
MAXX CRISP. MAXX SIZZLE. The only oven that can air fry AND grill!
Introducing the MAXX Air Fryer Oven! The MAXX Air Fryer Oven delivers FASTER, better tasting results and healthier options with no added oil. It replaces 10 appliances, cooks up to 37% faster than leading air fryer ovens, and grills at 500°F!
 04/12/2020  10:00-10:30  (30) 
Christmas in a Box
This is a special presentation of Cutlery Corner. Christmas in a Box has 60 total pieces including multiple bowies, closed multi tools, pocket knives, tactical knives and more plus FLEX PAY & FREE SHIPPING.
 04/12/2020  10:30-11:00  (30) 
PiYo Workout!
Define your body with PiYo. Chalene Johnson's new lower-impact workout series combining the muscle-sculpting benefits of Pilates, Yoga and fluid motion all-in-one!
 04/12/2020  11:00-11:30  (30) 
H2O e3 Natural Cleaning System - Effective - Economical- Eco-Safe
The H2O e3TM eActivator emits low levels of electricity, breaking apart water & salt molecules forming powerful oxidants. A powerful cleaner that cuts through grease and grime & a powerful deodorizer/sanitizer that kills 99% of germs & bacteria!
 04/12/2020  11:30-12:00  (30) 
H2O X5 - Super Powerful 5-In-1 Multi-Use Steam Cleaner
Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! The 5-in-1 Lightweight, Fast, Powerful, And Completely Chemical Free Steam Cleaner! Lift and remove dirt and stains all around the home!
 04/12/2020  12:00-12:30  (30) 
Christy is faced with temptation while dating an attractive, hard-partying man (Nick Zano); Bonnie decides to become a life coach.
 04/12/2020  12:30-13:00  (30) 
Bonnie must pick up the slack when Christy puts her new relationship with David (Nick Zano) ahead of family and friends.
 04/12/2020  13:00-13:30  (30) 
When Violet feels nervous about becoming a mom, Christy plans a baby shower for her; Bonnie lands a new client.
 04/12/2020  13:30-14:00  (30) 
Bonnie and Christy help Regina tie up loose ends before she goes to prison; Alvin gets acquainted with his grandchildren.
 04/12/2020  14:00-14:30  (30) 
Bonnie and Christy try to ensure that everything goes smoothly when Violet finds a couple to adopt her baby.
 04/12/2020  14:30-15:00  (30) 
When Dre takes over "mom" duties for a week, the praise he gets from everyone at the kids' school inspires him to try to outdo everyone..
 04/12/2020  15:00-15:30  (30) 
Rainbow and Dre agree they will no longer spank their children, but when Jack disobeys, the kids wonder if their parents will go back on their word.
 04/12/2020  15:30-16:00  (30) 
When Dre's visiting mother butts heads with Bow, Dre searches for a way to get the women in his life to get along.
 04/12/2020  16:00-16:30  (30) 
Dre encourages the family to have each other's backs in the hope that everyone will feel more connected; Zoey and Andre Jr. must baby-sit the twins.
 04/12/2020  16:30-17:00  (30) 
Dre endeavors to take over the role of office Santa from the head of human resources; Bow gets sick of competing with Ruby over who cooks Christmas Eve dinner.
 04/12/2020  17:00-20:00  (180) 
War for the Planet of the Apes
Caesar (Andy Serkis) and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless colonel (Woody Harrelson). After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both of their species and the future of the planet.
 04/12/2020  20:00-23:00  (180) 
In the near future, a weary Logan (Hugh Jackman) cares for an ailing Professor X (Patrick Stewart) at a remote outpost on the Mexican border. His plan to hide from the outside world gets upended when he meets a young mutant (Dafne Keen) who is very much like him. Logan must now protect the girl and battle the dark forces that want to capture her.
 04/12/2020  23:00-23:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Lisa fears she is genetically doomed to lose her intelligence; Apu finds a frozen Jasper.
 04/12/2020  23:30-00:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Bart befriends Ralph Wiggum and goes on an adventure through the city with Wiggum's master key.
 05/12/2020  00:00-00:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer gets into deep water when he joins the Naval Reserve after getting fired from the nuclear plant.
 05/12/2020  00:30-01:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Audited Homer agrees to help the IRS recover a trillion dollars from Mr. Burns.
 05/12/2020  01:00-01:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer accepts a company's challenge to scale Springfield's steepest mountain, the Murderhorn.
 05/12/2020  01:30-02:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Lisa gets lost after taking the bus alone to the museum.
 05/12/2020  02:00-02:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer and Marge try to reignite their sex life by experimenting with risky locales.
 05/12/2020  02:30-03:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer concocts a get-rich-quick scheme for Bart, while Lisa escorts a new student and plans a school dance.
 05/12/2020  03:00-03:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer tries to overcome a midlife depression with a string of inventions inspired by Thomas Alva Edison.
 05/12/2020  03:30-04:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
After an accident, Bart becomes the caretaker of a lizard species that could endanger life in Springfield.
 05/12/2020  04:00-04:30  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.
 05/12/2020  04:30-05:00  (30) 
The Simpsons
Homer digs up his mother's past, discovers his true middle name and meets her old friends.
 05/12/2020  05:00-05:30  (30) 
Family Guy
Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; after she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.
 05/12/2020  05:30-06:00  (30) 
Family Guy
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.
 05/12/2020  06:00-06:30  (30) 
Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp; Archer comes face-to-face with a shady arms dealer.
 05/12/2020  06:30-07:00  (30) 
Archer and the rest of the gang are guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana; Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.
 05/12/2020  07:00-07:30  (30) 
5 Makeup Tips 4 You
Airbrushed makeup made easy!
 05/12/2020  07:30-08:00  (30) 
Join the millions of people who have found BACK PAIN RELIEF with Teeter FitSpine Inversion Tables.
 05/12/2020  08:00-08:30  (30) 
Introducing Crepe Erase Advanced Formula!
Crepe Erase Advanced visibly transforms your skin with 9 super hydrators! Tune in to see how Courtney Thorne Smith & Jane Seymour keep their skin so smooth. Dr. Ordon shares how you can visibly treat & repair the look of crepey skin. CrepeErase.com.
 05/12/2020  08:30-09:00  (30) 
Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks!
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
 05/12/2020  09:00-09:30  (30) 
Have Thinning Hair? Keranique Can Help Regrow Beautiful, Thicker Hair!
If you have thinning hair or hair loss, Keranique can help regrow thicker, longer and fuller hair. Keranique is the number 1 hair regrowth system for women. Regain your confidence with beautiful, thicker and fuller hair in just 3 easy steps!